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The Fates: Should Hercules fight, wewe will fail. The Fates: A word of caution to this tale. The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all! The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo au something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Hades: I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods. wewe give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give wewe the thing that wewe crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom. Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. He hurt wewe real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh? And how does this creep thank you? kwa running off with some babe. Hades: Well, wewe know, that's good because that's what got wewe into this jam, jamu in the first place, isn't it? wewe sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble. Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way. Hades: and wewe are wearing his merchandise? Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, au the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay? I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. wewe mind runnin' that kwa me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear au something. Hades: Now wewe now how it feels to be like everyone else. Hades: wewe might feel just a little queasy. But unlike wewe gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, kwa the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. Hades: What! The Fates were here and wewe didn't tell me? Just inform me the dakika the Fates arrive.

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And, as always, hey, full of dead people. wewe know, a little dark, a little gloomy. Hades: So is this an audience au a mosaic? Anyway, what do wewe owe these people, huh? It happens 'cause, wewe know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. I mean, it's, wewe know, it's a possibility.

Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh? Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go nyumbani happy. Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany? I mean, Hercules is a very maarufu name nowadays. Pain: This might be a different Hercules. Hades: So wewe took care of him, huh? 'Dead as a doornail.' Weren't those your *exact* words? Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to.? Panic: 'Hercules.' Why does that name ring a bell? wewe know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. You'll be dead before wewe can get to her. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.